adorablyoffensive

I’m all for people being who they are, but sometimes I feel like I should be allowed to say something. Case in point nudity, now I get some people have like a reverse adam and eve thing about clothes, but do the rest of us have to suffer that affliction with them? I think not. It’s like when you wear a sweater every time you visit your grandma to hide your tattoo, it’s not that there’s a problem with your body art, it’s just a courtesy to her. So yeah go out and be yourself! But just remember to respect the fact that no one else cares who you are, let them have their morning coffee without being affronted by your self discovery. Cause some of you motherfuckers are weird as shit… 

comedycentralstandup:

Your Joke of the Day from Brian Posehn. Watch his stand-up highlights here. 

comedycentralstandup:

Your Joke of the Day from Brian Posehn. Watch his stand-up highlights here

lulz-time:

what happened when i entered the internet world
I can’t not reblog this, it’s my life in a gif.

lulz-time:

what happened when i entered the internet world

I can’t not reblog this, it’s my life in a gif.

10knotes:

What even are cats?
WE MAY NEVER TRULY KNOW

10knotes:

What even are cats?

WE MAY NEVER TRULY KNOW

confessionsofayoungsexworker:

This guy sent me a dick pic so I google searched and sent back a bigger dick pic. This was the response.

confessionsofayoungsexworker:

This guy sent me a dick pic so I google searched and sent back a bigger dick pic. This was the response.